The Griffin: Extinct Legend or Queen of the Gays?

The creature of lore was thought to have the body of a lion and the head of an eagle.

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The creature of fact is KNOWN to have the body of a lioness and humor as sharp as the talons of an eagle.

See the similarities? As modern folk, we have the benefit of the paparazzi and television, but it doesn’t take an archaeologist to figure out that one Griffin is definitely a descendant of the other! Especially if you were at ‘the palace’ of Caesar on Saturday night, July 10th and witnessed gays and straights who came to pay homage and offer up sacrifice to their queen of comedy, Kathy Griffin.

Presiding over her sold out court in Las Vegas, she dealt out what is ALWAYS a winning hand for her Sin City gays as well as gays that came from around the globe to see her at the Coliseum. According to legend, the extinct Griffin combined intelligence and strength and was charged with protecting the national treasures. THIS Griffin does just the same but ‘one ups’ her historical counterpart by vanquishing her enemies with humor and taking no prisoners.

Nothing is ever off limits for Griffin. Her hit cable show, The D List , is always at the top of HER list and no celebrity is safe. Having attended many KG shows in Vegas over the last few years, I always leave feeling the same things. My face hurts from smiling, my abs hurt from laughing and my eyes are swollen from crying. The down side to attending her show is that I inevitably get frustrated because I miss the first line of the next joke because the laughter won’t stop . You know the sound of a large group of gays laughing. Archaeologists in attendance at Caesar’s Palace NOW have a pretty good idea of what the LEGENDARY Griffin may have sounded like during its mating ritual . Thanks guys! Science has just answered one of it’s greatest mysteries! But here’s one of MY greatest mysteries. Who is charged with protecting one of OUR national treasures, Kathy Griffin? I have NO DOUBT that she can take care of herself. In the United States, we have “government”. But we have royalty too. And there is no question that Kathy Griffin is the Queen of the queens .